Look at all these people. Chairs, cots, two-burner stoves, coolers, tents large enough to walk around in. To walk around in!? Are you kidding me?! I am currently camped at a particularly nice "campground" that resembles more of a "bring-your-own-room hotel". We have got ourselves flushable
Dear Wind, Fuck You.
I really thought we had an understanding. Scorching daytime heat, you are on full blast. Attempting to set up tent and/or sleeping - you had best be elsewhere. I forgave you already for deafening me on my way to Cabazon, and even for blowing that poodle dog bush into me (I am still itchy); but
An Afternoon At McDonald’s (on the PCT)
I don't think I have ever been more content just sitting in a McDonald's watching obese Americans hasten their impending biological failures. I myself put down a double quarter-pounder with cheese, a Big Mac, a 10 piece chicken nuggets, a large fry, and a gallon of Dr. Pepper, so I don't know
Why Grocery Shopping In Brazil Is Soul Crushing
If there is one thing you can expect to encounter in Brazil it is lines. Now these may be the kinds of lines you are used to, or maybe they aren't, but the lines I am addressing here are particular to supermarkets. So, you are out of food, toilet paper, cerveja, chokito, nudie mags, whatever and
Beer In Brazil: My Introduction To The World Of Cerveja
Beer in Brazil is not the beer I have come to know and love in the United States. I have often heard comments made regarding the lack of a beer drinking culture and the brewing of good beers in the US (said comments are false), but next to Brazilian beer, the been in the United States would have