The Kiruna Mine Tour: Please, Let It Collapse On Us
Reading Time: 4 minutes When you travel without plans it becomes easy to meet people and fall in line behind their prearranged itineraries (it’s called taking advantage).
Arriving in the city of Kiruna, I knew only about the infamous Ice Hotel. The Ice Hotel and the elusive aurora borealis. Okay, the Ice Hotel, the elusive aurora borealis, and the even more elusive moose. Nothing more.
After returning to the city center after almost losing my fingers to a pack of deranged reindeer, I encountered a lovely couple from Singapore who were off to take a tour of Kiruna’s mine (which is essentially why the town of Kiruna exists in the first place).
We talked for a bi,t and they asked if I would like to tag along. Given my newfound philosophy of yes-ism, I accepted their proposal.
Ten minutes later, we were aboard a bus packed with tourists, heading 500 meters underground into the depths of the iron mine (aka an old, abandoned mining shaft filled with now obsolete equipment and a makeshift museum, which could also be considered a junkyard depending on your perspective).
Spoiler Alert: whatever you do, do NOT go on the mine tour.
What an embarrassingly epic waste of time.
Unless you LOVE mining or you enjoy spending hours listening to pro-mining propaganda (including a thirty-minute video/commercial about LKAB, the company behind the mine), avoid this tourist trap at all costs.
The fact that the tour takes place underground means that you cannot simply bail when you ultimately realize that listening to the elderly, monotone guide of the tour drone on about the wonders of mining is not how you would have elected to spend three hours of your life (had you known what you were getting yourself into).
I spent most of the tour imagining what would happen if the mine were to collapse on top of us. What would the escape plan be? Would this hard hat prove useful at all? Would the tour guide come to our rescue? Would it be revealed that we were not, in fact, underground and that the entire tour is a sham (although then a collapse would not be very probable)?
Regardless, the tour could not have been over quickly enough.
For some strange and unimaginable reason, the “Kiruna Mine Tour” has a 4/5 rating on TripAdvisor (and I thought I could trust you, Internet).
Apparently, TripAdvisor user Taranaki29 from München is the only person out there who shares my sentiments because everyone else seems to have been won over by the “complimentary” coffee, tea, and cookies you receive towards the end of the tour.
And the price of this three-hour-long bore? Adults are expected to pay 345 SEK (~$50), students are charged 245 SEK (~$35), and kids under fifteen are free (and kids will most certainly hate every minute of it). Pachinko would have been a far more entertaining (and possibly profitable) use of my currency papers.
But you get to “take home as many iron pellets as you want!!!” (Stephen H, Ireland). Oh great, just what I need to carry around with me for the rest of my trip – dirty, heavy rocks.
Don’t believe me? Think TripAdvisor is a more reliable source of information than your good friend here at HalfwayAnywhere? Trust MikrobeHD from Heidelberg, b00mer15 from Canada, and jlh34 from the UK more than your good friend Tyler?
Fine, I never liked you anyway.
The only good that came out of this mine tour was my meeting a lovely couple from France who ended up driving me 70 km north to Abisko National Park the following day. Deeper into the Arctic.
I have read this post but will still go on the tour. I am certainly not a mining fan. I personally do not understand why you are so against mining in Sweden. Metal Ore needs to be sourced somewhere. I am Swiss and prefer ore sourced in Europe under more or less controlled circumstances. Mining operations in Kongo are certainly a million times worse. I do not get the general criticism unless you walked there all way without using cars, trains or planes that are obviously made with iron. A bit hypocritical if you ask me. But I will convince myself.
Clearly, you did not read the post despite your claim.
Regardless of how you feel about mining in Sweden, this tour is boring and a waste of time and money.
But feel free to go on the tour and then come back and let us know how much fun you had!
I have three days to spend in Kiruna and two of them are already taken by dogsledding and snowmobile tours, so it comes down to the Mines or going to the Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi . I had my doubts to begin with (I really would like to see current machinery and take a look inside the actual mine), but your post seals my decision. Thank you!
PS: Never trust The People on holiday trip advice, my experience is: they like almost everything because they rarely leave their house. The amount of people falling for obvious tourist traps and loving it is too damn high. Cheers and greetings from Germany!
Dogsledding sounds like a much better investment of time.
I am going to Kiruna next week and you just saved three hours of my life with this post. Thank you :)
Happy to help – enjoy Kiruna!
Dying. I went on this to hear this propaganda and fill up an afternoon. My partner and I busted out laughing at your entire post because we shared the same thoughts. We loved when they said ‘nothing was here before the city’ as if the Indigenous people didn’t actually exist around there. Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
Happy to hear this post is still finding people!
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