Dear Internet, You Have A Problem

You may or may not be aware of this already, but the websites you visit know a lot of information about you just from your computer. (Some even take your picture! No, not really. But maybe? Mine does at least. Looking good, stranger.)

Thanks to the miracle that is technology, I can see what pages you visit, where you live, and even what browser you use (in addition to seeing what you look like). If I were smart (or evil), I would harness this information to sell advertising or craft my content to attempt to get you further invested in my site; but I don’t care what you think.

However, that does not mean that I am not interested in the data I’ve been collecting (I do love patterns – and not just the ones I see when I close my eyes).

So what have I learned from meticulously combing through and analyzing all the data collected about my visitors? Well, basically that you’re perverts obsessed with pictures of naked Japanese school girls.

Thanks to two of my previous posts, The Onsen: Japanese Hot Springs (And Full Frontal Nudity) and Finding Pussy In Japan, I have realized what users of the internet really want to see. Nobody cares about that time I got robbed in Brazil, hiked the Pacific Crest Trail, or my subsequent spiral of depression, all you perverts care about is sex.

Yes, that’s right – I know your secret.

And with this new-found information I aim to abandon my current mission or travel, adventure, and self-fulfillment to dedicate my time to bringing you the hottest full frontal Japanese nudity you could ever imagine (and thus driving my traffic, revenues, and marketability through the roof – I guess I lied when I said I don’t care what you think).

I always knew I was destined to do great things.

Here are some of the search terms that brought me to this decision. Hopefully you will understand and forgive me for the shift in content from today onward. Your keywords have been divided into three categories: probably innocent, probably perverted, and shameless perversion.

probably innocent

• Japanese nude hot springs
• Nude onsen Japan
• Japanese hot spring nude
• Japanese nude bathing
• Japanese nude hot spring
• Nudity in Japan
• Getting naked at the beach
• Get naked on beach
• Nakedness beach

probably perverted

• Japan nudes
• Onsen nude pics
• Naked island beach
• Japanese full frontal nudity
• Naked Japan
• Nude hot Japanese
• Japanese nude
• Japan school girls
• Japanese full nude
• Japan nude
• Japan pooping
• Naked Japanese
• Nude beach
• Sex on PCT
• Sex on the Pacific Crest Trail

shameless perversion

• Pussy Japan
• American hot school girls
• Hot Japan nude
• Full frontal nudes
• Japanese men nude
• Japan pussy
• Finding pussy
• Japan naked hot
• Japan hot naked
• Japanese nude pics
• Japanese nude hot
• Japan nudity
• Hot nude Japanese
• Japanese hot nude
• Japan hot nude

Now that you know what we’re dealing with here, I am sure you’ll agree that there exists no other logical route for me to take with Halfway Anywhere.

It’s been a fun ride.

So long and thanks for all the fish.